Quote of the week

This week's quote is from the awesome (and highly underestimated) The Benchwarmers.

Clark: That nerd makes me look like Rambo.
Richie: No.
Clark: John Stamos?
Richie: Warmer

Quote of the week

This week's quote is from the hilariousity that is Eurotrip.

Jenny: Sorry to hear about Fiona. She's a whore.
Scott: Well, that's very sweet of you. Thanks

Quote of the week

This week's quote is from the awesomeness that is Transformers, said by the perfection that is Shia LaBeouf.

Sam Witwicky: Hello? 911 emergency. My car's been stolen! I'm in pursuit! I need the whole squadron, bring everyone! No, no don't ask any questions, my father's the head of the neighbourhood watch!

Quote of the week

Blade Trinity:

Danica Talos: Enough! It's not funny anymore!
Hannibal King: No, it's not, you horse-humping bitch! But it will be a few seconds from now. See, that tickle that you're feeling in the back of your throat right now?
[Asher, Jarko, and Danica start coughing]
Hannibal King: That's atomized colloidal silver. It's being pumped through the building's air conditioning system, you cock-juggling thundercunt!
[Jarko and Asher cough harder]
Hannibal King: Which means the fat lady should be singing, right... about... now!
[pause where nothing happens]
Hannibal King: Heh, this is awkward.
[still nothing]
Hannibal King: Do you have a cell phone?

Quote of the week

This week's quote is from the amazingness that is Lilo & Stitch.

Hula Teacher: Lilo, why are you all wet?
Lilo: It's sandwich day. Every Thursday I take Pudge the fish a peanut butter sandwich...
Hula Teacher: ''Pudge'' is a fish?
Lilo: And today we were out of peanut butter. So I asked my sister what to give him, and she said ''a tuna sandwich''. I can't give Pudge tuna!
[whispering]
Lilo: Do you know what tuna *is*?
Hula Teacher: Fish?
Lilo: [hysterical] It's fish! If I give Pudge tuna, I'd be an abomination. I'm late because I had to go to the store and get peanut butter 'cause all we have is...is...stinkin' tuna!
Hula Teacher: Lilo, Lilo, why is this so important to you?
Lilo: [calm] Pudge controls the weather.

Quote of the week

In this week's Quote of the week we have a quote from the hilariousity that is She's The Man:

[after getting hit in the crotch with a football by Toby]
Viola: [as Sebastian] Oh. Right. OWW! OH, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD! IT BURNS!

Quote of the week

This week's quote is from the hilariousity that is Pineapple Express.

[he examines the joint]
''It's almost a shame to smoke it. It's like killing a unicorn...with, like, a bomb.''

Quote of the week

This week's quote is from the amazing tv-show Weeds.

Guillermo: Wanna fuck?
Nancy: I just had a baby, remember? It would be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway.

Quote of the week

One thing I'm crazy about, are quotes. I love them nearly as much as making lists. Yes, I'm a geek.
Anywho, I thought that in addition to the list of the week premiere, we could also premiere something else, namely Quote of the week.

First up we have my favourite quote of all time, from the animated movie Horton Hears A Who:

Katie: In my world everyone is a pony, and they all eat rainbows, and poop butterflies.